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9/7/01: Hi, it's me, your loyal updates page, bringing you the latest information about what's new on capnwacky.com, just like I do every week. It's not the best job in the world. Sometimes I get so jealous of the other pages I just want to scream. They get to be all clever and funny and have pictures on them and stuff, but not me. I'm just a lot of text conveying dry information.
But it's necessary information, isn't it? I mean, without me, how would you ever even FIND what was new on the site? You wouldn't! There are just too many places to look! Without me, you'd be lost! So I may not be flashy, I may not get all the girls or the links from other sites. Heck, I didn't even get mentioned in that review from the San Francisco Examiner and they even mentioned Art Bypass! Still, I'm here every week, and I get the job done.
Recognize.
Oh, here's what's new this week. I tell you, even though I know it'll only mean you'll leave me: Disgruntled Empolyee of the Month | New Reader Postcard - wait 'til you see who from!

8/31/01: News: Anniversary gala marred by tragedy

8/29/01: The Cap'n's Amazon.com Wish List

8/24/01: Collectible Review: Jimi Hendrix Doll

8/22/01: 2 new eGad items

8/17/01: Another Canadian postcard!

8/15/01: Flotsam and Jetsam: Quick Comebacks Later Regretted

8/10/01: More Zonar | Zonar Store

8/8/01: Everybody loves Zonar

8/3/01: News: Humor Web Site Prepares for Gala 2nd Anniversary

8/1/01: Disgruntled Employee of the Month | Our first Reader Postcard from exotic Canada!

7/27/01: Book Review: Fast Food Nation

7/20/01: Martin Balsam In Space: Episode 2 | Martin Balsam In Space wallpaper in Downloads | New comics store | New items in Cap'n Wacky store

7/13/01: Ask Zonar | Two new Reader Postcards

7/6/01: Disgruntled Employee of the Month

6/29/01: Cap'n Wacky's Boatload of Matrimony: Part 2- Choose Your Own Adventure: 'Til Death Do Us Part

6/22/01: Cap'n Wacky's Boatload of Matrimony: Part 1

6/15/01: Flotsam and Jetsam: Suck, R.I.P.

6/8/01: Four new Deadly Follies of Stick Figure Warning Man | Two swell new wallpapers for your desktop | Let's talk babies in the forum

6/1/01: Disgruntled Employee of the Month | Ask Zonar

5/25/01: Flotsam and Jetsam: The Cap'n's BBQ Tips | Ask Zonar

5/18/01: Two new Reader Postcards |Reviews: Superman on DVD

5/11/01: Two new Reader Postcards |Amalgamated Humor Diaries | Ask Zonar

5/4/01: Amalgamated Humor Diaries | Ask Zonar | Disgruntled Employee of the Month

4/27/01: Larry Newbrunswick's Spring Break Diary

4/20/01: Review: Davy Jones's Diary | Downloads: New wallpaper- 'The Regulars'

4/13/01: The Deadly Follies of Stick Figure Warning Man | Ask Zonar

4/6/01: Flotsam and Jetsam: Motown - Ghost Town | Disgruntled Employee of the Month

3/30/01: Frequently Asked Questions | Ask Zonar

3/23/01: Zonar visits Grove, Oklahoma | It Ain't Cool News: Big Oscar scoop!

3/16/01: The Adventures of a Guy Who Looks Like a Fish, But Other Than That is Just a Regular Guy (At Least Pretty Much)

3/9/01: Cap'n Wacky's Traditional Irish Blessings | Ask Zonar

3/2/01: The Deadly Follies of Stick Figure Warning Man | Disgruntled Employee of the Month | Ask Zonar: Special Guest Columnist

2/23/01: Flotsam and Jetsam: Upcoming George W. Bush Theme Weeks | Ask Zonar

2/16/01: Ask Zonar

2/14/01: Holiday Bonus Update: More Unfortunate Valentines cards

2/9/01: Ask Zonar- Valentines Edition | Choose Your Own Adventure: Your Fun, Fun Relationship

2/2/01: Disgruntled Employee of the Month | Review: Netscape's latest | Ask Zonar

1/26/01: New Postcards | Ask Zonar

1/18/01: 1 Day Until Wacky Returns

1/17/01: 2 Days Until Wacky Returns

1/16/01: 3 Days Until Wacky Returns

1/15/01: 4 Days Until Wacky Returns

1/14/01: 5 Days Until Wacky Returns

1/13/01: 6 Days Until Wacky Returns

1/12/01: 7 Days Until Wacky Returns

1/5/01: Election 2000: Wacky transition effort steams ahead with full head of steam. While steaming. And steam. | Disgruntled Employee of the Month | Ask Zonar

12/29/00: Election 2000: Wacky In; Shifty Out | The Amalgamated Humor family's resolutions for the new year

12/22/00: Election 2000: Recount approved by The Supreme Internet High Council of Intelligence | The Adventures of a Guy Who Looks Like a Fish, But Other Than That is Just a Regular Guy (At Least Pretty Much) | A Very Special Ask Zonar

12/15/00: Election 2000: It won't die. Dear god, why won't it die- ahem - I mean, Cap'n Wacky finally demands a recount | Ask Zonar

12/8/00: Choose Your Own Adventure | Ask Zonar

12/1/00: Disgruntled Employee of the Month | Ask Zonar | Also: Cap'n Wacky asked us to include a link to his new web venture. Well, begged, is more like it: Click Here

11/24/00: What we're all thankful for | Martin Balsam in Space | Ask Zonar

11/17/00: Cap'n Shifty's Boatload of Humorous Diversions

11/10/00: Election results are in! A bearded wooden sailor has won!!

11/3/00: Vote for capnwacky.com's mascot! Wacky, Shifty or Kraut? You decide! | Disgruntled Employee of the Month

10/27/00: Boatload of Evil- Cap'n Wacky's Haunted House of Pop Culture Scary Spookiness

10/20/00: Boatload of Evil- More Unfortunate Cards, Cap'n's Cavalcade of Costumes

10/13/00: Third Party Enters Race! | Boatload of Evil relaunch- Unfortunate Cards, Tips and More! | Disgruntled Employee of the Month

10/6/00: Debate story and voter reaction

9/29/00: Figure out your death | Wacky to tap strategic comedy reserves

9/22/00: Candidates hit the talk show circuit

9/15/00: Cap'n Wacky merchandise available online! Consume!

9/1/00: Finally: lots of new Reader Postcards! | Disgruntled Employee of the Month.