Your Reader Postcards Host: Amalgamated Humor Mail Room Guy, Gordon "Gordy" Schwartz.

This picture was taken on Gordy's first day on the job in June, 1968. In the years since, his vim and vigor have been replaced by bitterness and bile.
Gordy was our Disgruntled Employee of the Month in May, 2000. Read his interview here.
To have him make fun of your postcard, send one to:

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C/O Amalgamated Humor
P.O. Box 7033
Ann Arbor, MI 48107  t>



Holy crap! Cap'n Dad is coming here next week?

Batten Down the hatches! Lock up the liquor cabinets! Call Cap'n Wacky's therapist!

Screw it, I'll just cash in some vacation time and find out what happened when I get back. Hmm, Florida looks nice this time of year. I wonder if that foxy momma is still down there? Gordy likes his pizza.