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Warning: Return of the Stick

May 8th, 2008

Stick Figure Warning Man returns this week with three all-new Deadly Follies. See our minimalist representational individual encounter a load lifter, boring machine, and mulcher with bitterness as his only weapon.

Old orange eyes is back

May 1st, 2008

Since he recently completed his report on human mating habits, Zonar can now return to reviewing movies he has no intention of seeing.

Elsewhere, word on the street is that The City Desk will be gearing up for a month full of new content. Enjoy the merry merry month of May with all-new stories of an all-fake city.

Also, The Green Rapper, an old friend of the Cap’n, is rapping ’bout things that matter on his site. No, it’s not a jokey jokester page, it’s actually for-serious, but we still like it too. Check it out.

Ice is back with a brand new mutation

April 24th, 2008

Not much new this week, but at least it’s a new installment of That’s Just Super, served ice cold.

Venting

April 17th, 2008

They’re complaining their complaints again over on The Complaint Dept.. Get ‘em while they’re hot.

Fabulassydocious!

April 10th, 2008

New today on The Wacky Channel: When even the Magic Hobo’s powers aren’t enough to help Emily Jane get pretty for the big birthday party, the pair turn to another mystical being for help: Queen Glamazonia, the Magic… well, you’ll see in Emily Jane & The Magic Hobo, episode two: Shades of Red.

Hey, we got a list here!

April 3rd, 2008

New in lists: Things President Bush Wants to Get Done During His Last Year in Office.

Stuck on comics (not in the literal Spider-Man sense)

March 27th, 2008

This week, new comics with the accidental theme I just noticed of things being stuck. Check out That’s Just Super and Making Tracks and maybe you’ll get stuck too!

The dissatisfaction bureau

March 20th, 2008

Three new letters of complaint this week in The Complaint Dept., three new confusing examples of annoyance. Enjoy.

And while you’re still recovering from celebrating from St. Patrick’s Day, why not visit Cap’n Wacky’s Boatload of Bunnies, featuring the Gallery of Unfortunate Easter Cards, the Extreme Easter Egg Hunt, and the shocking truth about the Easter Bunny.

Knew Knox! (and St. Patty’s too!)

March 13th, 2008

 

 This week, those girl-geniuses, Kitty and Evelyn Knox, return to solve another thrilling mystery on The Wacky Channel in The Knox Sisters Mysteries - episode two: Cry, Uncle! The sibling sleuths are faced with another puzzling dilemma right in their own living room, and this time - it’s MURDER! Can our gumshoes in argyle get to the bottom of this one? See for yourself!

Don’t worry if you missed out on the first episode, you can still catch the debutant detectives’ debut in The Knox Sisters Mysteries - episode one: The Unexpected Crust on the Wacky Channel too. 

 And get in the St. Patrick’s Day spirit by visiting our very greenest section (along with all-new Cap’n logo), Cap’n Wacky’s Boatload of Blarney with lots of Irish fun, including The Gallery of Unfortunate St. Patrick’s Day Cards, The Leprechaun Hall of Shame, and Cap’n Wacky’s Traditional Irish Blessing.On St. Patrick’s Day, everyone’s a little bit Irish. And when reading our site, we think everyone’s a little bit Cap’n. Wait, that didn’t work right.

How about this: On St. Patrick’s Day, everyone’s a little bit drunk and that makes our jokes funnier.Eh, we’ll work on it for next year.

Zonar is not feeling it

March 6th, 2008

It’s been a while since we’ve heard from Zonar, hasn’t it? This week, we learn what our resident hate-filled alien has been up to as he issues his report on human mating habits.

I hate to second guess a superior life form, but I’m not sure he’s using a wide-enough range of test subjects.

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NEXT WEEK: Return of the Knox Sisters.