It’s Independence Day again! Before you go out and blow your fingertips off, why not independently head over to Cap’n Wacky’s Boatload of Patriotic Enthusiasm and celebrate what’s best about America: old greeting cards with snarky comments and a fictional business’s list of fake community events!
Hey, there’s something new there too - we made a new logo!
OK, stick with us folks, we have some really good stuff coming up in a few weeks. Really.
New in lists: Titles of Famous Works of Literature If They’d Been Written By Stan Lee. Excelsior!
Medium in lists: Unusual eBay Feedback
Old in lists: Other Ways to Trick B.A. Baracus Onto an Airplane
There’s a whole crop of new movies coming out this summer, and Zonar doesn’t plan on seeing any of them. He’ll be happy to explain why.
Hey, remember when Earth Day was coming and we kept updating for several days beforehand and then we were going to update again on the day itself, but then didn’t? That’s because we were setting an example by CONSERVING that comedy for a later date! Yeah, that’s what it was! Anyway, that later day has finally arrived, so please enjoy Erin Murray’s very special musical message to endangered species: Survival of the Fittest.
Previously by Erin Murray:
Taxidermy
Confession
Before you check out the new Star Trek movie, beam your eyes over to The Parade of Unfortunate Star Trek Costumes and set a course for laffs!l
And while were on the subject, some of our old Roddenberry-related lists:
Memos Uncovered from the Offices of NBC of Slogans Engineers to Renew Interest in Star Trek
Unsung Heroes of Star Trek
Valentine’s Day Practices on the Klingon Home World
Would they Make Good Vulcans?
Here at capnwacky.com, we know every cloud has a silver lining, and every massive global catastrophe has its good points too. That’s why today’s update to our Earth Day section is a list of Things We’re Looking Forward to When the Polar Ice Caps Melt.
Come back tomorrow for more!
Today on our new Earth Day section, David Andrews has the scoop on the upcoming EarthWorld Amusement park that’s big on ecology (and short on amusement).
Come back the next two days for more Earth Day comedy updates!
We’ve launched a new holiday section, Cap’n Wacky’s Boatload of Ecological Awareness, to celebrate Earth Day. You can go there right now to learn all about The Sharp Car, the greenest automobile ever created. Then come back Monday - Wednesday next week for new Earth Day related comedy each day! See you then!
It’s like we’re planting seeds… of laughter!
Ever wonder how do we stay so hip at Cap’n Wacky’s Boatload of Fun ? Meet Leslie Markin, April’s Disgruntled Employee of the Month.
Plus, it’s not to soon to celebrate East with Cap’n Wacky’s Boatload of Bunnies.
