Cap'n Wacky Store

Get your official merchandise here: shirts, hats, buttons, and more!
Zonar Store

He hates you so, so much. Buy things with his face upon them.
I Was Nerdy Before Nerdy Was Cool Store
Apparently nerdy is the new cool. Let everyone know you're the old kind of nerdy. The not cool kind.
Boatload of Comics Store
It's Super Cap'n Wacky to the rescue of a dying medium! Also other stuff.
Unfortunate Christmas Store
Ho-Ho-Ho! 'Tis the season to buy, buy, buy!