Hello. Normally this is where we would put our latest hilarious piece of Cap'n Wacky's Boatload of Fun, but this week, adding to our parodies of all things internet, we've sent out The Official Cap'n Wacky E-Mail Chain letter.
Now posting the chain letter to the website wouldn't make much sense, so instead, we've mailed it out to spread out all over the world like a contagious disease (but a hi-larious contagious disease, minor side-effects include: itching, dizziness, mild sexual disfunction, craving to watch Busby Berkley films).
If you haven't gotten it yet, just mail us at firstname.lastname@example.org, and we'll send one to you.
No sneak peeks here kids, you'll have to trust us that it's just as laugh-inducing as the usual stuff (just kidding, it's probably funny). Now go forth and spread the word.