Singer/songwriter Erin Murray is back with a new song for you to download and enjoy. Erin describes the inspiration for the song: “It’s called Confession, and was pretty much inspired by a time when a very nice looking guy asked me what I was buying at a Barnes and Noble, and I couldn’t avoid answering truthfully with ‘The Necronomicon’, thus realizing that one day, when I get married, and all of the children me and my future husband had have gone off to college, I’m going to have to explain to him that I’m a complete and utter nerd.” Another clue to Ms. Murray’s neriness? She contributes to this website.

I was looking through our archives and enjoyed re-reading Phrases That Sound Like Cliches Even Though Probably No One Has Ever Said Them Before.

Elsewhere: The Angry Police Captain Will Be Angry if you don’t keep hitting refresh.

This week, in Cap’n Wacky’s Boatload of Comics we’ve got a minty fresh new installment of “That’s Just Super” and a painfully new episode of Making Tracks. Check ‘em out!

Meanwhile, the Cap’n is sorry to see his favorite nightclub in all the world closing this weekend. The interactive comedy club, The Adventurers Club at Walt Disney World ends its 19 year run tomorrow night. A hearty Kungaloosh to its creators and cast of talented comedians. May your future adventures bring you as much joy as you’ve brought us. Kungaloosh!

Here’s a tiny peek at what happened one recent night at the club…

Today, the exciting conclusion of the story of Winthrop’s birthday celebration In Which Winthrop Meets the Boy of Ice and Learns a Lesson Of Sorts.

This week, Zonar does not want to see Star Wars: The Clone Wars, The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, The Rocker, Space Chimps, Fly Me To the Moon, nor Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2. He’ll explain why, if you really need him to.