Sure, all the winners already received their Oscars last Sunday, but what about the - you know - non-winners. Well, like Tom Petty said: even the losers get lucky sometimes. So Cap’n Wacky is proud to present The 2010 Unfortunate Oscars! Find out who was greedy with the product, who wore fake flowers and her bosoms, and what obvious joke we’re not making!
PLUS, St. Patrick’s Day is right around the corner! Time to celebrate with The Gallery of Unfortunate St. Patrick’s Day Cards, The Leprechaun Hall of Shame, and more at Cap’n Wacky’s Boatload of Blarney!
Thought the Olympics were over? Well, not until you read the latest - and last - batch of our Scrap Medals! We’ve got 18 more to hand out in our big finale!
The latest can be seen starting right here! And if you missed any along the way (or want to relive the whole thing), it all started right here.
Man, we started this thing expecting to make about 25 jokes and ended with 60 pages of fun! We hope you enjoyed it as much as we did.
After a full week of updates last week and this one today, we’re going to count that as enough for this week. Join us again on March 12 when we give a Scrap Medal-esque treatment to the Academy Awards. And in case it got buried under all the Scrap Medal updates last week, we also recently finished our massive Cap’n Wacky World virtual tour of our amusement park and resort destination. As always, thanks for reading!
Today: More new Scrap Medals than Apolo Anton Ohno has fingers! They latest additions begin here!
Or if you’ve missed the ride so far, it all started here.
And we’re not done yet! MORE MONDAY!
The Scrap Medals keep on coming!
Today’s new round of medals can be seen here!
Or you can see them all by starting here.
More tomorrow (and ALL WEEK)!
We’ve got more 2010 Olympic Scrap Medals to hand out!
Today’s new round of medals begin here!
Or you can see them all by starting here.
More tomorrow (and ALL WEEK)!
Cap’n Wacky’s 2010 Olympic Scrap Medals continue!
Today’s new round of medals start here!
Or you can take it from the top right here.
More tomorrow (and ALL WEEK)!
Got Olympic Fever? Well, we’ll soon clear that up. All this week, we’ll be giving out Cap’n Wacky’s 2010 Winter Olympic Scrap Medals! Giving out medals for athletic victory has been done to death, we’re giving out medals for… well, almost everything else! Praise, derision, and lots of snark await!
The first round of Scrap Medals begins here! Come back tomorrow (and every day this week) for more!
New today, the final piece of Cap’n Wacky World’s Five Point Park: Lighthouse Court. This is the completion of a project that’s been on our to-do list for the Boatload of Fun since the site’s earliest days - a project ten years in the gestation. We hope you enjoy the virtual tour of the park, and encourage your friends to spend their virtual vacations with us. It feels great to finally share it all with you. Why not join our Facebook Group and let us know what your favorite attraction is in Cap’n Wacky World?
Also, once our Facebook Group hits 300 members (just nine more needed as of this writing!), we’ll be announcing a new special contest that YOU can compete in!
After so many recent updates with so much more material than normal, you’d probably expect us to either take some time off or slow down a little, right? WRONG! Next week will be a special week-long event at www.capnwacky.com. Come back Monday as we start handing out our own medals for the 2010 Winter Olympics. AT LEAST FIVE DAYS of updates next week: Scrap Medals! Be here!
Return with us to the classic Cap’n Wacky’s Boatload of Love, featuring old favorites the Parade of Unfortunate Valentine’s and Advice from Zonar the Love Doctor, and NOW featuring a selection of our favorite Valentines or romantically-themed comedy lists. Alone this Valentine’s Day? Let the Cap’n be your Valentine. He’ll treat you gently.
ALSO TIMELY: Rejected Winter Olympic Sports
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Next week: More Cap’n Wacky Word!
