We love holidays here at Cap'n Wacky so much, we mock the life out of every single one of them.

Celebrate with us by clicking on the holday of your choice:

VALENTINES DAY: Cap'n Wacky's Boatload of Love

ST. PATRICK'S DAY: Cap'n Wacky's Boatload of Blarney

ARBOR DAY: Cap'n Wacky's Boatload of Environmental Responsibility

EASTER: Cap'n Wacky's Boatload of Bunnies

WEDDINGS: Cap'n Wacky's Boatload of Matrimony

FOURT OF JULY: Cap'n Wacky's Boatload of Patriotic Enthusiasm

HALLOWEEN: Cap'n Wacky's Boatload of Evil

THANKSGIVING: Cap'n Wacky's Boatload of Gluttony

CHRISTMAS: Cap'n Wacky's Boatload of Yule