Thank you for visiting the official website of Cap'n Wacky World - we're
ready to help you plan the vacation of a lifetime! To check out a detailed
look at the attractions, shows, and dining options available in our
flagship theme park, Five Point Park, please click on the following link:
Since its opening in 1960 (after Amalgamated Humor, Inc. set up dummy corporations to buy Florida swampland and dwindling Native American sacred land), Cap'n Wacky World has been among America's top
47 tourist destinations. Our world-class theme parks entertain guests
from age 2-53, and age 55-100 (we don't know why we have trouble reaching
the 54-year olds). Our numerous themed-hotels, recreation options,
shopping, entertainment, and dining locations are second to few.
Here are what a few of our guests have had to say about their visit to
Cap'n Wacky World:
"Just seeing the look on my little girl's face when she got to meet Cap'n
Wacky himself almost felt for a moment like it was worth the second
mortgage I had to take out on our home to afford this vacation."
"The marine life in Sea Point are breathtaking in their power and majesty.
I'm so glad they were captured, isolated, and forced to perform
choreographed antics to pop music hits. So inspiring!"
"I thought we were going to Walt Disney World, but this is pretty good
too, I guess."
Don't let your kids ask you why you don't love them as much as Teddy
Jones' parents love him - book your vacation to Cap'n Wacky World today!