Cap'n Wacky stands ever vigilant outside the Amalgamated Humor factory, greeting workers and visitors, and frightening off looters and crows.

Simply click on any of the menu options to your left.

Here, you will be able to find any information to enable you to do your job quickly and easily. Use this intranet site to communicate with co-workers, get important corporate-wide and departmental news, look up specific policies and just about anything else you could possibly need to know.

To have information added to the intranet, simply fill out the Form Thx113896C:"Submission of Information to Internal Corporate Internet Site, 3-FLD," available at the Human Resources information desk between 8 a.m. and 11:00 a.m. on the second Wednesday of each month.

Please allow 6-8 weeks for the addition of your material to the intranet.

Remember, we're here to serve you!

Thank you,
Amalgamated Humor Computer Information Services Division (Intranet Subsection)