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Alien advice columnist Zonar the Superion is seen here with his date, a clone of actress Angela Lansbury. Zonar explained that he made the clone from strands of hair he stole from Lansbury's dressing room that he broke into
earlier this year during taping of the TV movie "Murder, She Wrote: The Last
Man Free." By the end of the evening, the clone had dissolved into its
component elements. "Unfortunately, this was before I could have my own
private screening of 'Bedknobs and Broomsticks,' if you know what I mean," said
Zonar, adding, "If I had eyelids I'd be winking now."