FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Second Anniversary Gala

Cap'n Wacky's arch-enemy, Cap'n Shifty, attempted to sneak in as a member of the Backstreet Boys. He was forcibly ejected from the event and gave his usual rant about how we wouldn't get away with this, and we haven't seen the last of Cap'n Shifty and so on. He then sighed and said he'd be at the pub. "I'll catch you there in a bit," shouted the one Backstreet Boy with the little facial hair line things.
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