Amalgamated Humor's Disgruntled Employee of the Month

Each month, Amalgamated Humor's Public Relations specialist, Gary Newbrunswick, puts the spotlight on a valued member of the Amalgamated Humor corporate family. In addition to an extra vacation day and photo with a receptionist from the executive office, they also get a featured interview.

This month's Disgruntled Employee of the Month: Mitch Shale

MITCH SHALE: There you are, Newbrunswick.

GARY NEWBRUNSWICK: Huh? Oh, hey! There YOU are, Mr. Shale.

Mitch Shale

MS: Enjoying your day off, sir?

GN: Man, I'm working!

MS: Is that right?

GN: Yeah, I've been looking for you! Um... you've... you've been selected as this month's Disgruntled Employee of the Month!

MS: Is that right?

GN: Yes. Congratulations! Now tell me a little bit about what your job is here at Amalgamated Humor, Inc.

MS: I'm the truant officer and you goddam know it, Newbrunswick.

GN: Sure, I know it, but I have to ask for the interview.

MS: Right. The interview you were looking all over for me to conduct.

GN: That's right.

MS: Here at the dog track.

GN: Well, um... sure. See, I didn't know how to get a hold of you, but I knew, since you're such an excellent truant officer that if I skipped out of the office and came here to the track, you'd be sure to track me down.

MS: You could've just called me on my cell-phone.

GN: I don't have the number.

MS: You could've reached me through one of the secretaries.

GN: Look, I thought you'd enjoy it if I surprised you this way.

MS: Uh huh.

GN: So tell me, what's your favorite part of your job?

MS: Catching people who are trying to get away with something.

GN: I see.

MS: And busting people who think they can outfox me.

GN: Yes. So, how long have you been with the company now?

MS: How about we conduct the rest of this interview back at the office?

GN: Um... Oh, let's finish up here.

MS: Nah.

GN: It's such a nice day.

MS: Not yet it ain't, but I expect I'm going to enjoy it in a minute.

GN: Just a few more min- THERE THEY GO!

MS: Come on, you.

GN: Go, Daydream Believer! GO!

MS: You're pinched, Newbrunswick!

GN: Daddy needs a new set of tires!

MS: OK, this is going the hard way.

GN: No wait! Just a few more minutes! OUCH! NO!!

MS: You too, O'Hallahan. I see you over there.

TOBY "GOPHER" O'HALLAHAN: Awwwww, Raspberries!

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