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This month's Disgruntled Employee of the Month: Mitch Shale MITCH SHALE: There you are, Newbrunswick. GARY NEWBRUNSWICK: Huh? Oh, hey! There YOU are, Mr. Shale.
MS: Enjoying your day off, sir? GN: Man, I'm working! MS: Is that right? GN: Yeah, I've been looking for you! Um... you've... you've been selected as this month's Disgruntled Employee of the Month! MS: Is that right? GN: Yes. Congratulations! Now tell me a little bit about what your job is here at Amalgamated Humor, Inc. MS: I'm the truant officer and you goddam know it, Newbrunswick. GN: Sure, I know it, but I have to ask for the interview. MS: Right. The interview you were looking all over for me to conduct. GN: That's right. MS: Here at the dog track. GN: Well, um... sure. See, I didn't know how to get a hold of you, but I knew, since you're such an excellent truant officer that if I skipped out of the office and came here to the track, you'd be sure to track me down. MS: You could've just called me on my cell-phone. GN: I don't have the number. MS: You could've reached me through one of the secretaries. GN: Look, I thought you'd enjoy it if I surprised you this way. MS: Uh huh. GN: So tell me, what's your favorite part of your job? MS: Catching people who are trying to get away with something. GN: I see. MS: And busting people who think they can outfox me. GN: Yes. So, how long have you been with the company now? MS: How about we conduct the rest of this interview back at the office? GN: Um... Oh, let's finish up here. MS: Nah. GN: It's such a nice day. MS: Not yet it ain't, but I expect I'm going to enjoy it in a minute. GN: Just a few more min- THERE THEY GO! MS: Come on, you. GN: Go, Daydream Believer! GO! MS: You're pinched, Newbrunswick! GN: Daddy needs a new set of tires! MS: OK, this is going the hard way. GN: No wait! Just a few more minutes! OUCH! NO!! MS: You too, O'Hallahan. I see you over there. TOBY "GOPHER" O'HALLAHAN: Awwwww, Raspberries!
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