Amalgamated Humor's Disgruntled Employee of the Month

Each month, Amalgamated Humor's Public Relations specialist, Gary Newbrunswick, puts the spotlight on a valued member of the Amalgamated Humor corporate family. In addition to an extra vacation day and photo with a receptionist from the executive office, they also get a featured interview.

This month's Disgruntled Employee of the Month: Carter Winslow.

CARTER WINSLOW: Say, Gary. I just realized it was payday yesterday and I haven't - OH MY GOD!

GARY NEWBRUNSWICK: Oink! Oink!

Carter Winslow

CW: Oh, the SMELL in here!

GN: GRUNT!

CW: What the Hell is going on NOW? Why is there a pig in here? And where is Gary?

GN: SQUEEEEEE!

CW: Man.

GN: OINK!

CW: God, this place is crazy. Man, now that I think about it I don't think I've even seen Gary in, like, a month maybe.

GN: Oink!

CW: Ah well, I'm sure this pig does his job just about as well anyway. Isn't that right, Porky?

GN: Grrrr!

CW: All right, I'm going to pretend I didn't even see this.


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