NOTE: As a special treat, Gary has decided to allow little Billy, age 5, to conduct this month's interview.
April's Disgruntled Employee of the Month: Paul Foley
Billy: So, do you, uh, do you like dinosaurs?
Paul Foley: What?
B: Dinosaurs are- This one time, my mommy took me to this museum and they had these big dinosaurs there. Some didn't have any outside.
PF: Right. So, um, listen, is Mr. Newbrunswick going to be back soon? I have to get back to human resources...
B: Uncle Gary is gone.
PF: Yes, I can see that, I was just wondering if you knew-
B: This one time, I have these dinosaurs at home and this one time I had them fight my GI Joe guys. They were "RARRRRRRRR!" and they ate my GI Joes.
PF: I should probably go. Are your mother or father around?
B: My mommy works here. I don't have a daddy. He left.
PF: Oh, god, I'm sorry, I didn't know. I guess I'll wait. So, hm. Is that a dinosaur there, next to you?
B: Yeah. This is Mike. He's a brontosaurourous. The biggest dinosaur was the brotasaururourous
PF: Well, no, actually, that's not exactly right. I think the largest is the brachiosaurus.
B: No, I have a book my mommy reads to me every night. She says the brontosoarorous is the biggest.
PF: I guess the book is maybe out of date.
B: What is out of date mean?
PF: It means, um, it's old. It's wrong.
B: My mommy was wrong?
PF: What? No, no - the book your mother was reading was wrong. It didn't have the facts.
B: Facts are true!
PF: Yes, that's right.
B: My mommy isn't true? My mommy's a liar?
PF: No, I didn't say that, you're-
B: You said my mommy lied to me! (begins to cry)
PF: No! I didn't- shhh... calm down.
B: My mommy is a liar!!
PF: No, god, please- okay, okay, the brontosaurus is the biggest. The book was right, your mother was right, okay? Just please calm down.
B: -sniff- My mommy's not a liar?
PF: No, no she's not. She knows everything, okay?
B: -sniff- Okay.
PF: Listen, do you know where Mr. Newbrunswck is?
B: Uncle Gary is having lunch with mommy. They have lunch a lot. Sometimes, I have to go to sleep at night when they have lunch.
PF: You poor, poor little boy.
B: I like dinosaurs. They go rarrr!