Amalgamated Humor's Disgruntled Employee of the Month

Each month, Amalgamated Humor's Public Relations specialist, Gary Newbrunswick, puts the spotlight on a valued member of the Amalgamated Humor corporate family. In addition to an extra vacation day and photo with a receptionist from the executive office, they also get a featured interview.

This month's Disgruntled Employee of the Month: Shaun McNally

Gary Newbrunswick: Congratulations, Shaun.

Shaun McNally: Thanks, Gary.

Mr. Mcnally

GN: So how excited are you about Saint Patrick's Day this month?

SM: Oh, is that coming up?

GN: Yeah, pretty soon. Just a couple weeks.

SM: Oh. Right.

GN: I bet you've got some wild party planned with your people!

SM: Not really.

GN: If you call in sick the next day, I won't be surprised.

SM: Um...

GN: So what are your plans, Paddy?

SM: I really don't have any.

GN: Oh, come on.

SM: Nothing yet. I'll probably get a Shamrock Shake sometime. Those are pretty good.

GN: So tell me, O'Leary. Can we expect you to be wearing a kilt a lot this month?

SM: Isn't that the Scottish?

GN: Not only! Actually, you Irish wore them first.

SM: Oh. I didn't know that.

GN: How much Guiness does a man like you have in his fridge?

SM: Ugh. I don't drink the stuff. Too thick.

GN: Or do you have an entire seperate fridge just for that?

SM: Really, I don't drink it.

GN: Hey, let me see some of that Riverdance!

SM: Don't these interviews usually ask about what people do at their job here?

GN: Dance, Flatley!

SM: Man, I heard you were weird, but I had no idea.

GN: Hey, where do you hide your gold?

SM: I'm going to leave now.

GN: Is it in your cubicle?

SM: Goodbye, Gary.

GN: It is, isn't it? I bet you've got it in one of the drawers in your cube.

SM: Damn it, Gary.

GN: Give me that gold, Leprechaun!

SM: You brought this on yourself:

I dance this merry Irish jig,
and turn Gary Newbrunswick into a pig!

GN: Oink! Oink! OINK!

SM: And don't ever call me "Paddy" again, damn ye.


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