January's Disgruntled Employee of the Month: Mr. Ticklepaws
Cap'n Wacky may be returning as Amalgamated Humor's mascot, but our special office buddy mascot has always been the Cap'n's faithfull feline companion Mr. Ticklepaws.
Gary Newbrunswick: Congratulations, Mr. Ticklepaws!
Mr. Ticklepaws: meow.
GN: Arenít you a sweet kitty?
GN: Why donít you tell us a bit about what you do here at Amalgamated Humor?
GN: Oh, Mr. Ticklepaws. You always say that. Say, are your paws really ticklish?
MT: (no response, waves paw toward Gary's dangling shoelace).
GN: Is that a yes? Yes they are, Mr. Ticklepaws?
MT: (rolls onto back, looks expectantly)
GN: What did you think of the election last year?
GN: God, I feel stupid doing this.
MT: Well, you started it, pal.