Amalgamated Humor's Disgruntled Employee of the Month

Each month, Amalgamated Humor's Public Relations specialist, Gary Newbrunswick, puts the spotlight on a valued member of the Amalgamated Humor corporate family. In addition to an extra vacation day and photo with a receptionist from the executive office, they also get a featured interview.

January's Disgruntled Employee of the Month: Mr. Ticklepaws

Cap'n Wacky may be returning as Amalgamated Humor's mascot, but our special office buddy mascot has always been the Cap'n's faithfull feline companion Mr. Ticklepaws.

Gary Newbrunswick: Congratulations, Mr. Ticklepaws!

Mr. Ticklepaws
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Mr. Ticklepaws: meow.

GN: Arenít you a sweet kitty?

MT: mew.

GN: Why donít you tell us a bit about what you do here at Amalgamated Humor?

MT: mew.

GN: Oh, Mr. Ticklepaws. You always say that. Say, are your paws really ticklish?

MT: (no response, waves paw toward Gary's dangling shoelace).

GN: Is that a yes? Yes they are, Mr. Ticklepaws?

MT: (rolls onto back, looks expectantly)

GN: What did you think of the election last year?

MT: meeeee-ow.

GN: God, I feel stupid doing this.

MT: Well, you started it, pal.


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