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Capnwacky.com Second Anniversary Gala
Guest of honor Cap'n Wacky arrives with Hollywood starlet Natalie Portman on his arm. Wacky said he asked the actress to be his date after learning she was once romantically-attached to pop-star Moby. "Obviously, she didn't have a problem dating much older, unnatractive men so I thought I'd give it a shot,"