Your Reader Postcards Host: Amalgamated Humor Mail Room Guy, Gordon "Gordy" Schwartz.

This picture was taken on Gordy's first day on the job in June, 1968. In the years since, his vim and vigor have been replaced by bitterness and bile.
Gordy was our Disgruntled Employee of the Month in May, 2000. Read his interview here.
To have him make fun of your postcard, send one to:

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C/O Amalgamated Humor
P.O. Box 7033
Ann Arbor, MI 48107  t>



Hey, it's a Christmas card! I'm not doing to well with the timeliness here, am I?

Anyway, how could you even joke about getting a robot kitty after the horrible ordeal we went through last year? What sort of cold-hearted, cruel person are you?

Hey, I just noticed Santa only has two reindeer on this postcard. I'm going to go tell my nephew that's because Santa and his reindeer got stranded in the arctic and Santa had to cut the other six reindeer open and sleep inside their fresh carcases to stay warm.

You are a very mean person.