Your Reader Postcards Host: Amalgamated Humor Mail Room Guy, Gordon "Gordy" Schwartz.

This picture was taken on Gordy's first day on the job in June, 1968. In the years since, his vim and vigor have been replaced by bitterness and bile.
Gordy was our Disgruntled Employee of the Month in May, 2000. Read his interview here.
To have him make fun of your postcard, send one to:

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C/O Amalgamated Humor
P.O. Box 7033
Ann Arbor, MI 48107

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Hey, it's a Christmas card! I'm not doing to well with the timeliness here, am I? Hey, we didn't forget Jesus' birthday. Check this out.

God, I love it when I can answer one of these things by just posting a link. Makes my job so much easier.

Incidentally, I haven't seen a drawing with eyes this poorly matched since Rob Liefield was still working (and if you get that reference, I'm so very sorry for you).