Alien vs Predator
Curse you humans with your ridiculous stereotypes of alien races as
snarling angry creatures who want nothing more than your destruction!
This is why I hate you so, you feeble-minded poop machines! How I long
for the day the Superion destruction ships scream through your atmosphere
and reduce your backward civilization to (more of) a stinking pile of
Without a Paddle
...or a plot, or likeable characters, or good acting, or a decent script...
Director M. Night Shalyman (who despite choosing this name for himself is
allegedly an adult) closely guarded the end of this film. From what I
hear, it ends in audience members feeling bitter and cheated out eight
The Bourne Supremacy
If this movie isn't about Zonar, they should not be using that title.
Watch your backs, The Whole Ten Yards, Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed,
Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London and, Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights -
the race for most unnecessary sequel of the year just got even tighter!
The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Exorcist: The Beginning
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
Let me point out something for you here to help you in the long term.
Avoid any movie with a colon in the title. Sometimes, movies are just
like your inferior human bodies; the only thing that comes out of a colon
Also, and now the race for most unnecessary sequel of the year is OVER.
Congratulations, Baby Goddamn Geniuses 2.
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