Russell Crowe in a update of Jerry Lewis's "Cinderfella" has got to be one
of the worst movie ideas I've heard in a long time. Leave the classics
Apparently this movie didn't open very strongly and, as a result, Crowe
started throwing phones at people. Unfortunately, none of these phones
were flung at people like, say, the screenwriter or the director.
THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS
The title of this movie is the same thing we call the girls in the typing
pool here at Amalgamated Humor, the sluts. I definitely do not need to
see a movie about them.
THE LONGEST YARD
More like "The Longest Yawn." Isn't it about time another former Saturday
Night Live alum died tragically too young? Because I vote for Adam
On the other hand, Sandler's star may be in decline, while Will Ferrell's
seems to, inexplicably, still be on the rise. Perhaps I should reconsider
A big-screen "Bewitched" and "The Honeymooners" released in the same
month! What happens when Hollywood runs out of sitcoms and comic books to
make into movies? Do they just start over from the beginning of the list
again or do they move on to adapting limericks and campfire songs?
I hear Nicole Kidman may take a page out of her ex-husband's playbook and
start dating Malcolm in the Middle to promote this movie.
At first I thought this movie was going to be about Charleze Theron
playing an ugly serial killer who comes back from the dead only to get
married and cause trouble for her new husband's family. Instead it's the
first movie starring Jane Fonda (daughter of one of the most respected
actors in Hollywood history) after a 15 year absence from the screen.
After all this time, she carefully selected returning in... a Jennifer
Lopez vehicle. Why the long wait between movies? Estimates are that
Henry was juuuuuuust about done spinning in his grave over the whole Ted
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