BASIC INSTINCT 2
The prospect of seeing this movie brings out the same TWO BASIC INSTINCTs
that mammals have when faced with a predator: fight or flight. We
Superions are not creatures of mere instinct, but instead use our massive
intellect to deal with threats like this with responses called ignore and
...it's too dark to read.
FAILURE TO LAUNCH
Matthew Mcaughnohaunicoughicay movies only fail to launch my lunch because
I am biologically 100% efficient and do not need to eat.
SHE'S THE MAN
This is the movie I'd vote most likely to make people think Rosie
O'Donnell would be in it of all the movies currently in theaters.
LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN
I sleriously thought this title was a joke when I first heard it. Sltupid.
ALSO IN THEATERS:
Ice Age: The Meltdown, Stay Alive, Slither, The Benchwarmers, Take the
Lead, Scary Movie 4, The Wild, The Sentinel, Silent Hill.
NOT ALSO IN THEATERS:
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