Your Reader Postcards Host: Amalgamated Humor Mail Room Guy, Gordon "Gordy" Schwartz.

This picture was taken on Gordy's first day on the job in June, 1968. In the years since, his vim and vigor have been replaced by bitterness and bile.
Gordy was our Disgruntled Employee of the Month in May, 2000. Read his interview here.
To have him make fun of your postcard, send one to:

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C/O Amalgamated Humor
P.O. Box 7033
Ann Arbor, MI 48107



The stamp is really the only way to tell this card came from Egypt. It cost 125p. I don't know how much that is, but it's 125p more than the Hollywood guy spent.
Aaron Bleyart makes up for his earlier offense by sending not one, not two, not three, and not five, but FOUR whole postcards all the way from Egypt.

Of course, this card could be from anywhere with a river, really. Ooh, a sailboat! This must be Egypt!

Sheesh. Would it have killed him to get one with a pyramid or the Sphinx or some such?

Nice sunset, I guess.