Your Reader Postcards Host: Amalgamated Humor Mail Room Guy, Gordon "Gordy" Schwartz.

This picture was taken on Gordy's first day on the job in June, 1968. In the years since, his vim and vigor have been replaced by bitterness and bile.
Gordy was our Disgruntled Employee of the Month in May, 2000. Read his interview here.
To have him make fun of your postcard, send one to:

Reader Postcards
C/O Amalgamated Humor
P.O. Box 7033
Ann Arbor, MI 48107



Yowza. Now there's something you don't see everyday. That just doesn't look natural to me.

I mean, just look at the way that guy's arm is bent. That doesn't happen!

NOTE:This postcard has been digitally altered from its original form so that the whole of western civilization doesn't crumble becuase somebody saw a drawing of a man's pee pee on the web. Cap'n Wacky's face does not really appear in heiroglyphics.