Your Reader Postcards Host: Amalgamated Humor Mail Room Guy, Gordon "Gordy" Schwartz.

This picture was taken on Gordy's first day on the job in June, 1968. In the years since, his vim and vigor have been replaced by bitterness and bile.
Gordy was our Disgruntled Employee of the Month in May, 2000. Read his interview here.
To have him make fun of your postcard, send one to:

Reader Postcards
C/O Amalgamated Humor
P.O. Box 7033
Ann Arbor, MI 48107



Here's a game for you to play. Study this postcard, front and back, and see if you can identify what's wrong with it before reading the next paragraph.

Got it? Ready? That's right, despite living in glamorous Hollywood, California with swimming pools and movie stars, apparantly Mr. Ball is too cheap to actually PAY FOR A STAMP!

This winds up coming out of my budget, you know.

Bastidos indeed.