Your Reader Postcards Host: Amalgamated Humor Mail Room Guy, Gordon "Gordy" Schwartz.

This picture was taken on Gordy's first day on the job in June, 1968. In the years since, his vim and vigor have been replaced by bitterness and bile.
Gordy was our Disgruntled Employee of the Month in May, 2000. Read his interview here.
To have him make fun of your postcard, send one to:

Reader Postcards
C/O Amalgamated Humor
P.O. Box 7033
Ann Arbor, MI 48107



This guy needs to put some pants on.

Ah, California. When a man dreams big, he must go west, out to California, drawn by the siren song of fame, power, gold, or sitting around on a hot beach and watching a guy on a skateboard jump over a trash can. How odd is it that this is the most appealing image of Venice Beach that they could find to put on a postcard?

Hey, remember that episode of "Happy Days" when Fonzi jumped over a bunch of cars on his motorcycle and then right when he was in the middle of the jump they froze the screen and put up "to be continued"?

That sucked.