Your Reader Postcards Host: Amalgamated Humor Mail Room Guy, Gordon "Gordy" Schwartz.

This picture was taken on Gordy's first day on the job in June, 1968. In the years since, his vim and vigor have been replaced by bitterness and bile.
Gordy was our Disgruntled Employee of the Month in May, 2000. Read his interview here.
To have him make fun of your postcard, send one to:

Reader Postcards
C/O Amalgamated Humor
P.O. Box 7033
Ann Arbor, MI 48107  t>



Oh, Mara & Sometimes Tony, I hope you read the fine print on this card. I got out my strongest magnifying glasses and it says "by signing this card, the sender hereby releinquishes his and/or her soul(s) to our eternal dark mistress Martha for all of time."

You'll be garnishing kicky dishes in Hell.