Your Reader Postcards Host: Amalgamated Humor Mail Room Guy, Gordon "Gordy" Schwartz.

This picture was taken on Gordy's first day on the job in June, 1968. In the years since, his vim and vigor have been replaced by bitterness and bile.
Gordy was our Disgruntled Employee of the Month in May, 2000. Read his interview here.
To have him make fun of your postcard, send one to:

Reader Postcards
C/O Amalgamated Humor
P.O. Box 7033
Ann Arbor, MI 48107  t>



WARNING: The information relayed on this postcard is entirely untrue. The Michigan state bird is NOT the mosquito, but is, in fact, the gentle robin.

Also untrue: mosquitoes do not have blue and green legs and multi-colored rainbow wings.

We sincerely hope no children attempt to use this information as part of a report on either state birds or mosquitoes.

Also, Jesse Ball is not really from Michigan - he's from the Upper Peninsula.