Your Reader Postcards Host: Amalgamated Humor Mail Room Guy, Gordon "Gordy" Schwartz.

This picture was taken on Gordy's first day on the job in June, 1968. In the years since, his vim and vigor have been replaced by bitterness and bile.
Gordy was our Disgruntled Employee of the Month in May, 2000. Read his interview here.
To have him make fun of your postcard, send one to:

Reader Postcards
C/O Amalgamated Humor
P.O. Box 7033
Ann Arbor, MI 48107



Christmas bonus? Thanksgiving? OK, so we're a little behind in the mailroom right now. I'm understaffed here, OK?

It's not like this reader is going to complain. They'll never find the website again anyway if they're looking for "Cap'n WHacky."