Your Reader Postcards Host: Amalgamated Humor Mail Room Guy, Gordon "Gordy" Schwartz.

This picture was taken on Gordy's first day on the job in June, 1968. In the years since, his vim and vigor have been replaced by bitterness and bile.
Gordy was our Disgruntled Employee of the Month in May, 2000. Read his interview here.
To have him make fun of your postcard, send one to:

Reader Postcards
C/O Amalgamated Humor
P.O. Box 7033
Ann Arbor, MI 48107



One of our company's two idiot presidents recently went to Vegas, and accidentally sent these personal postacards to our Reader Postcards address instead of directly to the other idiot president.

Since I doubt either one of these guys read these pages, and I'm protected by the union anyway, I'm going to run them here.