Gabe Kaplan: TV's Mr. Kotter on "Welcome Back Kotter"

Currently: Gabe Kaplan took a break from show biz for a time, concentrating on becoming an expert financial advisor and champion poker player. Recently, he has renewed his interest in stand-up comedy, performing several times in the last year.
Melissa Gilbert-Brinkman: Laura Ingalls Wilder of "Little House on the Prarie" fame

Currently: Is at home, resting comfortably.
Danny Cooksey: Lovable moppet Sam from "Diff'rent Strokes"

Currently: Also at home.
Michael Jackson: Member of popular "Jackson 5" music combo

Currently: Unknown. Rumored to have become a successful Burger King franchisee, with over 20 restaurants owned in the Minneapolis/St. Paul area.
Martha Raye: Singer, actress; Star of "The Concorde: Airport '79"

Currently: Dead.
The Guy who Played Dr. Bombay on "Bewitched": Actor, known for his role as Dr. Bombay on "Bewitched"

Currently: I don't know, probably dead or something.
Lou Bega: Singer, known for smash hit "Can I Tico Tico You"

Currently: Buying a sandwich, probably ham. Maybe roast beef.
Red Buttons: Actor, comedian. Known for Clem Kadiddlehopper character.

Currently: Look out! He's behind you!

Just kidding, probably also dead.
Matt Harris: College roommate, famous for forgetting to pay bills and stealing girlfriends of roommates

Currently: If there is any justice in the universe, he is rotting in hell. Either that, or working at his dad's Acura dealership.