Gabe Kaplan: TV's Mr. Kotter on "Welcome Back Kotter" Currently: Gabe Kaplan took a break from show biz for a time, concentrating on becoming an expert financial advisor and champion poker player. Recently, he has renewed his interest in stand-up comedy, performing several times in the last year. Melissa Gilbert-Brinkman: Laura Ingalls Wilder of "Little House on the Prarie" fame Currently: Is at home, resting comfortably. Danny Cooksey: Lovable moppet Sam from "Diff'rent Strokes" Currently: Also at home. Michael Jackson: Member of popular "Jackson 5" music combo Currently: Unknown. Rumored to have become a successful Burger King franchisee, with over 20 restaurants owned in the Minneapolis/St. Paul area. Martha Raye: Singer, actress; Star of "The Concorde: Airport '79" Currently: Dead. The Guy who Played Dr. Bombay on "Bewitched": Actor, known for his role as Dr. Bombay on "Bewitched" Currently: I don't know, probably dead or something. Lou Bega: Singer, known for smash hit "Can I Tico Tico You" Currently: Buying a sandwich, probably ham. Maybe roast beef. Red Buttons: Actor, comedian. Known for Clem Kadiddlehopper character. Currently: Look out! He's behind you! Just kidding, probably also dead. Matt Harris: College roommate, famous for forgetting to pay bills and stealing girlfriends of roommates Currently: If there is any justice in the universe, he is rotting in hell. Either that, or working at his dad's Acura dealership.