OK, this is Amalgamated Humor webmaster Eban Floyd, replacing the contact info that should be here with a personal appeal to you: do not apply to work for this company! Look, I know you need a job, but I advise you to keep looking. How much is steady income REALLY worth to you? Is it worth the loss of your pride? Your sense of self-worth? Your faith in humanity? Your very soul? All these things and more are what you'll lose if you come to work for Amalgamated Humor. You will feel your capacity to love being drained out of you on a daily basis as if it were a physical thing. For your own sake and the sake of your family, I beg you not to apply.

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