Here's the wife and kid at the supermarket. Did you know as stick figure people we don't even really need to eat? It's true. Notice they have no food in the cart.

Still, we do this kind of thing just to keep you safe. The kid loves it, he never sits still - not even if daddy has had a very, very long day getting his head slammed or fallling off things or crushed under heavy objects.

No, junior doesn't care - he just wants to play, play, play! Like daddy is some kind of jungle gym made just for him! He's a little hyperactive monkey I tell you!

Oh, I love him, though.

I have to.

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