Here's the precious little angel with his favorite toy in the world.

I work like a freak to buy him whatever stupid must-have toy the advertisers are shoving down our consciousness at the moment, and what does he want to do? Climb in a damn bucket.

See what happens when you take a job where you get smacked around all the time and inhale fumes and get electical shocks? Your kids come out morons.

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