God, I hate it when they do this. I'm working hard here - I put my face right in a damn explosion. I even got one of those orange blasts right through my frickin' head, and what do they do with the picture?

They put one of those damn red circles with a line through it right over most of my body. C'mon people, I think the big explosion in the face made it clear enough that this is something NOT to do without ruining the subtlety of my work.

Can we give people NO credit?

Sheesh.

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