Now, I understand that homeless people occassionally climb into dumpsters for warmth, but this signs warns against playing in them. PLAYING!

Who the hell is playing in dumpsters?

Anyway, just in case some idiot kids want to play in dumpsters, I had to do it for this picture. Did they get me a nice, pristine, new dumpster for the shoot? Hell no, they had to go for authenticity, and I wind up with a facefull of rotting food, broken glass, and God knows what other crap you people throw away.

Have I mentioned I hate my job?

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