HA HA HA! So you've been enjoying reading the Parade of Unfortunate Super-Hero Costumes, have you? Time well spent, was it? I'm sure you didn't have anything BETTER you could've been doing with all that time, like having a heart-to-heart talk with your kids, cleaning up your apartment, maybe getting up off your fat kiester and exercising for a change! HOOO HOOO HOOO! I bet some of you even read these while you were AT WORK! These little jokes are probably lowering international productivity levels even as you read this!

All according to my plan - ME, Bespectacled Tennis-Shoes-Wearing Over-Lipsticked Joker! HA HA HA HA HA! The joke's on YOU!

OK, now I'm going to go try to make some illegal copies of these comics I just bought at the Kinkos behind me. EVIL!

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