Since the movie Sin City used most of Frank Miller's best material from the comic books, the movie's producers are looking for other source material for a sequel. Naturally, they turned to us. So for the next movie, Cap'n Wacky's Sin City, we've decided to delve into the obvious source for stories of violence, sin, and corruption: real life celebrities. The following posters are our suggestions for sequel storylines, all featuring honest-to-goodness real quotes from the people pictured.