By BRODIE H. BROCKIE, DUNCAN PFLASTER, and DAVID ANDREWS

All My X-Men Live In Texas

Defrag My Heart

Your Love Makes Me Drink More than Scotty

There Ain't No Cheat Code For Lovin' You

80 gigs and a Dozen Roses

Ring of Power

I Ignore the Cheat Codes

(You're Heart Is) Colder Than A Slurpee on Hoth

What Am I Gonna Do With All These Pogs (Now That the Market Gone Dry)

Divorce Me, Warp Factor 10

The Wreck of the Commodore 64

The Man in Plaid

It Wasn't God Who Made Pon Farr-Posessed Vulcans

Puttin' On My Boots And Rebooting My Life

Mamas, Don't Let Your Mogwi Grow Up to Be Gremlins