By BRODIE H. BROCKIE, BEN FLASTER, JUSTIN VIDOVIC, and DUNCAN PFLASTER
Two great masses of man and weapon glare at one another across the eager chasm of battlefield, waiting. Suddenly, the first volley signals the start of battle. The leader of the opposing side raises his weapon above his head and cries out...
Livin' la vida loca!
Just try to have fun out there!
Let's get home in time for dinner!
Please don't scuff my shoes, I just got them!
Only the Good Die Young!
Remember the Hippocratic Oath!
Do it for Howie Mandell!!
You're all very dear to me!
We're gonna kick some booty!
Try not to hurt anyone!
To Infinity and Beyond!
Let's all go for ice cream after this!
There's a sale at Penny's!
My new shoes are giving me blisters!
Thank you sir, may I have another?!
What do we want? Peace!