By BRODIE H. BROCKIE and DUNCAN PFLASTER

May I take your coat?

If all light passes completely through every part of your body, shouldn't you be totally blind?

Would you take your invisible hand off of my visible ass?

What's Ralph Ellison really like?

What did you think of "Hollow Man"?

You're not all there are you? HA HA HA!

Could you not eat in front of me?

Did you really have an unexpected threesome with Wonder Woman and Superman?

Can bats "see" you?

So, you're naked right now, huh?

Marco?