- Kill Superman.

- Pick up dry cleaning

- Take over the world.

- Take Gorilla Grodd to the vet to get neutered.

- Give the Rogaine one more try.

- Have lawyers and/or Solomon Grundy contact Lex Luger about name infringement.

- Breed Giant Monster Venus Fly Traps to take over world.

- Stop by hardware store, buy washers

- Get "Quiet: Genius at Work" plaque for laboratory door.

- Buy Miss Teschmacher something for her birthday so she doesn't get all maudlin, like last year.

- Stock up on Kryptonite in various colors (except White Kryptonite- will conflict with Giant Monster Venus Fly Trap Plan).

- Work out.

- Choose outfit for GQ photoshoot: conservative business suit or giant-collared purple and green leotard?

- Shine head.

- Send thank-you note to the Ultra-Humanite for the thoughtful death ray he sent for my birthday.

- Seduce the Wonder Twins. (and monkey?)

- Have the Legion of Doom practice up for softball game against The Masters of Evil.

- Type up Legion of Doom Meeting Minutes.

- Finish device that will grant him control over time-space, allowing him to look into Wonder Woman's bathroom.

- Call Alan about bbq next week

- Idea: Do Kryptonians pass wind? Gas? Look up in encyclopedia. Could be worth pursuing.

- Get back to Toyman re: Cafepress shop (Good idea)

- Smashmouth tickets

- Kill Hackman Rosenbaum Howard Spacey John Shea - outlived his usefulness

- The following doodle:

- Send Thank You note to Otis re: Glamour Shot

- Nuke Hackensack.

- Ask Sinestro to use his ring to get frisbee off Hall of Doom roof.

- Kick a puppy.

- Figure out how to keep that douchebag Black Manta from making the whole place smell like fish.

- Have lead boxes made.

- Get some of that sweet Cheetah lovin'.

- Start article for Wall Street Journal editorial page blaming excess top-bracked tax rate on Superman

- Contact Bill at Higgenbotham, Reiger and Stern about lawsuit against Luther Campbell

- Finish op-ed for New York Times editorial page blaming spiraling liability insurance rates on Superman

- Lunch with Trump

- Submit article to Washington Post editorial page blaming stifling environmental regulations on Superman