By BEN FLASTER, JUSTIN VIDOVIC, DUNCAN PFLASTER, JOKEY, BRODIE H. BROCKIE, MANNING KRULL
Smurf Smurfs 7 in Smurf Brawl
Handy Smurf Busted Smurfing Stewardess in Reno
Poppa Smurf Warns War Against Snorks May Last Years
This Year's Dance Craze: Once Again, The Smurf!
Smurfette Seen as Leader by Smurfette Rights Movement
Smurf Senate votes to Smurf Smurfs, Smurf
Brainy's Corner (Editorial): Life begins at Smurf
Jokey held under suspicion of possessing WSDs
Cases of H5N1 Gnat Flu confirmed in Europe
Competing products from Creative, Microsmurf cut into iSmurf sales
Movie rating system developed to distinguish between Hollywood releases and similarly-named pornographic parodies
Brainy Smurf, Handy Smurf, Two Indistinguishable Others Found Squashed
Hundreds Wear Red Hats and Facial Hair in Protest Outside Papa Smurf's Mushroom -- Papa Smurf Lost in the Throng, Probably Forever
Glasses Issued After Mandatory Eye-Checks Reveal 70% of Smurfs Nearsighted
Secretary of Smurf Inundated with Name Change Necessity. Dozens of Suicides Amongst Reluctant New "Brainies"
Poppa Smurf Smurfs Hunting Partner in the Face
Spider-Smurf: Hero or Menace?
Are We There Yet? Are We There Yet?
Smurfberry Crunch Consumption Linked to Hepatitis
"La La La La La La" still in Top 10 Smurfboard Charts
Weather tomorrow: Smurfy, with Chance of Smurf
Shrinking? 20% of Smurfs now only 21ž2 Apples High
Municipal bond issue to go before voters