By BEN FLASTER, JUSTIN VIDOVIC, DUNCAN PFLASTER, JOKEY, BRODIE H. BROCKIE, MANNING KRULL

Smurf Smurfs 7 in Smurf Brawl

Handy Smurf Busted Smurfing Stewardess in Reno

Poppa Smurf Warns War Against Snorks May Last Years

This Year's Dance Craze: Once Again, The Smurf!

Smurfette Seen as Leader by Smurfette Rights Movement

Smurf Senate votes to Smurf Smurfs, Smurf

Brainy's Corner (Editorial): Life begins at Smurf

Jokey held under suspicion of possessing WSDs

Cases of H5N1 Gnat Flu confirmed in Europe

Competing products from Creative, Microsmurf cut into iSmurf sales

Movie rating system developed to distinguish between Hollywood releases and similarly-named pornographic parodies

Brainy Smurf, Handy Smurf, Two Indistinguishable Others Found Squashed

Hundreds Wear Red Hats and Facial Hair in Protest Outside Papa Smurf's Mushroom -- Papa Smurf Lost in the Throng, Probably Forever

Glasses Issued After Mandatory Eye-Checks Reveal 70% of Smurfs Nearsighted

Secretary of Smurf Inundated with Name Change Necessity. Dozens of Suicides Amongst Reluctant New "Brainies"

Poppa Smurf Smurfs Hunting Partner in the Face

Spider-Smurf: Hero or Menace?

Are We There Yet? Are We There Yet?

Smurfberry Crunch Consumption Linked to Hepatitis

"La La La La La La" still in Top 10 Smurfboard Charts

Weather tomorrow: Smurfy, with Chance of Smurf

Shrinking? 20% of Smurfs now only 212 Apples High

Smurf!

Municipal bond issue to go before voters