By CALAMITY JON "APE-LAW" MORRIS, BRODIE "THE 8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD" BROCKIE, BEN "BANANA PEEL" FLASTER, SEAN "OOO OOO OOO" OSMAN, "GIBBON" GUTBLOOM, and DUCAN "MONKEY'S UNCLE" PFLASTER
The King Gong
King Pong
Non-stick King Tongs
The King Bong
PING PONG BALLS!?!?
Burger King King Kong Burger: 7 flame-grilled beef patties, 37 slices of
cheese, special bar-b-kong sauce, and a pickle.
King Kong N'air extra strength
King Kong Trojans
Peter Jackson's All Monkey Meat Diet Book
King Kong Action Figure with Poo-Flinging Action
King Kotex "Giant" Maxipads
A season of Survivor: Skull Island
A live action version of the Ghostbusters cartoon based on the 70s TV
show, featuring King Kong
Peter Jackson's Let-The-Animals-Run-Wild day at the Detroit Zoo
Kong Jerkey
Ben & Jerry's Monkey Chunks Ice Cream
The King Dong - Upon further review, this has been reconsidered and
approved by marketing.