By BEN FLASTER, GUTBLOOM, LEONARD PIERCE, BRODIE H. BROCKIE, RJ WHITE, JUSTIN VIDOVIC and DUNCAN PFLASTER

The Hitchhiker Who Just Turned Out To Have The Same Name as a Dead Guy, But Spelled a Little Differently

Dracula's Step-Son

The Tell-Tale Appendix

The Witch Writes a Letter to the Editor about the Portrayal of Witches in Popular Culture

The Insulation in the Walls

The Call of (John) Sununu

The Chihuahua of the Baskervilles

House on Daisy Hill

Ghost World

The Lactose-Tolerance-Less Horseman

Anne of the House of Usher with Green Gables

Brad Pitt and the Pendulum

I Guess It Was Just the Wind After All

There Is Nothing In the Basement, I Just Checked

The Turn of the Allen Wrench

The Amityville Department of Streets & Sanitation

The Painting of Hill House

The Thing from Another Drawer

Bloody Mary (Not Available After 11:00 AM)

The Vanishing Pants-Hitcher

The Ghost and the Former Mrs. Furtzwanger-Chicken

Attack of the Holy Spirit

The House Next to the Last House on the Left

Dust Mites from Beyond the Grave

The Ghost of the Badminton Champion

The Time I Made Out With This Really Hot Banshee

I Once Had this Dream Where My Aunt Got Hit By a Train and Came to My Room to Tell Me Everything Was Fine, And When I Woke Up I Was Late for Work.

Strange Stories of the Philadephia Suburbs

The Spirits of Gothic High School

The Witch of Walmart

Haunted McMansion

The Ghost of Agnes Lee and Other Spinster Stories

The House is Just Settling

Ghostbusters II