By LAURA DINKINS-WHITE, BEN FLASTER, CALAMITY JON MORRIS, BRODIE H. BROCKIE, RJ WHITE, GUTBLOOM and DUNCAN PFLASTER
So, you're Frankenstein, right?
What? I'm sorry...I can't understand you.
Dude, where did you get that killer neck piercing?
So, do you have a first name?
Got a light?
Wow. Those boots look heavy. What are they, eighteens or something?
Are you from here or are you a TRANSPLANT?
So, what's it like meeting Abbot and Costello?
Frankenstein, is that Jewish?
Is Dr. Frankensteing your primary care physician or is he considered a specialist?
All right, who threw the little girl into the punch bowl? Was it you, big guy?
Care to dance?
Hey, got any (insert ethnicity) in you? Want some?
So, is the Wolfman nice in real life?
Hey, Frank, what are you going to be for Halloween this year? (big laugh)
Say... aren't you the Hulk?
How's the weather up there?
Hey, could you open this bottle for me?
Doesn't it seem like everybody has the nickname "monster" nowadays?
Hey, buddy, if you're going to stare at my tits instead of my face could you at least knock off the "aaaugghaaaaugh" routine?
Man, what died in here?
How many volts do you get off of the terminals on your neck? Could you, like, jump start a car or someting?
Hey, buddy, what're you doing this weekend? Cause I'm moving, and I got this sofa....
What's up with your wife's harido?
Hey Frank, I'm really into this beautiful girl, but she's got this friend that's kinda homely, and since you're no prize yourself, howabouts helping a friend out?
You wouldn't kill me at a party, would you?