By GUTBLOOM, RJ WHITE, BRODIE H. BROCKIE, DUNCAN PFLASTER, LEONARD PIERCE, and CALAMITY JON MORRIS

Dog Daze

Hot Diggety

The Dogout

Weiner's

Everything Except Hot Dogs!

Inside the Beast

Intestiwienies

The Extruded Hog

The Long Hallway

Wang Dong Schlong's Euphemistic Hot Dog Stand

IBM

She's a Beauty!: Fee Waybill's (Meat) Tubes

Utility Joe's Circus Franks

The USDA Prime Minister's Canadian-Style 0.3048-Meter-Long Poutine Dogs

Cap'n Wacky's Formed & Warmed

Hot Dog's Last Stand

Stuff Covered in Onions

Pig Penises

1337K-9HAWZE

Jean-George Vonger-dog-den

21 Grams of Fat

Frankfurters und Grosse Brüstes

Nitrateateria

Coop Dawgie Dawg

Humane Society Rejects in a Bun

Hannibal Lecter's Delectible Human Fingers with Mustard