BY BRODIE H. BROCKIE, BEN FLASTER, CALAMITY JON MORRIS, and MANNING KRULL
Thomas Jefferson's Brown Sugar Cookies
Lime Jell-O Salad with Carrot Shreds ... THAT HATES TERRORISM!
Aunt Janet's Controversial "Spicy Guantamocole Dip"
Bill Clinton's Smoked Sausage
Senator McCarthy's Black-listed Black Bean Chili
The LBJ - Lettuce, Bologna, and Jelly Sandwich
Condaleeza Rice Pudding
Teapot Dome Scandalously Delicious Spiked Tea
The Battle of Bull Rum
President Taft's Deep Fried Butter Pie
Bay of Pigs Ham Salad
General George S. Patton's Broken Glass Chili
Fritlonut- A donut inside a long john inside a fritter, nothing says America like... ow. Oh wow, my chest. Damnit, call an ambulance!
Eggs Benedict Arnold
Dick Cheney's Kitten Casserole and Puppy surprise, a family recipe
A bowl of jello with a Koran in it.