Liberty Haggis

Thomas Jefferson's Brown Sugar Cookies

Lime Jell-O Salad with Carrot Shreds ... THAT HATES TERRORISM!

Aunt Janet's Controversial "Spicy Guantamocole Dip"

Freedom Falafel

Bill Clinton's Smoked Sausage

Patriot Popsicles

Senator McCarthy's Black-listed Black Bean Chili

The LBJ - Lettuce, Bologna, and Jelly Sandwich

Condaleeza Rice Pudding

Teapot Dome Scandalously Delicious Spiked Tea

The Battle of Bull Rum

Valley Fudge

President Taft's Deep Fried Butter Pie

Bay of Pigs Ham Salad

General George S. Patton's Broken Glass Chili

Fort Knoxwurst

Fritlonut- A donut inside a long john inside a fritter, nothing says America like... ow. Oh wow, my chest. Damnit, call an ambulance!

Eggs Benedict Arnold

Dick Cheney's Kitten Casserole and Puppy surprise, a family recipe

Watermelongate

A bowl of jello with a Koran in it.