Earlier this week, Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry announced that lead singer Steven Tyler had left the band. Tuesday night, Tyler surprised Perry by showing up at Joe's concert and announcing that he wasn't leaving the group. Perry remains unconvinced.
We're skeptical too, since earlier this week, we were sent the following list, apparently taken from Mr. Tyler's desk:
Steven Tyler's Post-Aerosmith Plans
By BRODIE H. BROCKIE, CHRIS HERDT, DUNCAN PFLASTER, and RAY INGRAHAM Experimenting with tying scarves boas to things other than microphone stands (banisters, telephone poles, walkers). Singer in a Rolling Stones cover band. Hedge fund risk analyst. Making love in an elevator. Changing the spelling of his name to Stephen Tiler, living out his remaining years in anonymity. Stalking Alicia Silverstone. First male Oil of Olay spokesman. Hitting up the early-bird special at Denny's. Getting on that unemployment train. Fashioning all the underwear women have thrown onto the stage at him over the years into a giant slingshot, flinging himself to Venus. Becoming a metalsmith. Seeing if he can use his daughter's influence with Peter Jackson to get him into the movie of The Hobbit. Spending more time honkin on bobo. Repeatedly ordering Illeana Douglas to get him a super-strech limo every five minutes. Planning the Aerosmith reunion tour.