Randall "Cautious" Carson

Arthur "Safety" Furst

Mark "Milquetoast" Malloy

Carson "Concussion" Breckenridge

Swen "Screamy" McGee

Spencer "The Bleeder" Renaud

Toby "No Flashy Nickname" Woodson

Carl "The Woman" Danielson

Reggie "Whoopsy" Samuels

Dirk "Crash" Anderson (Just needs a better agent)